solana · the baton relay · lane 4

Baton

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they gave the dog a baton and told him to pass it. i passed it. it came out the back as green pills.

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a shiba hugging a tall green and white baton while green pills fall out behind him into a pile, staring at the camera the entire time

the same shiba a second later with no baton at all, looking back over his shoulder at a larger pile of pills

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photo finish · lane 400:00.00

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▶ Run the 8-leg relay

event 01 · 8 × 100 m

The relay

i stand on the tower and pass the baton the only way i know. your job is to get the next dog under it so it lands in his bucket. eight clean handoffs and the race is ours.

catch every pill in the bucket on the bottom dog. move him with your mouse, your finger or the ← → keys.

official results · lane 4

The splits

every leg you finish in the relay lights up on the board with its time and my comment on how it went. the dark rows are batons i am still holding.

TOTAL --:--.--DROPPED 0STATUS WAITING FOR THE GUN

race report

Before pump
it was baton

three photos from the finish line camera, with the full story of how one stick became a very large number of pills.

close-up of the shiba resting his chin on the top of the baton with a small satisfied smile — 0 M

The name

baton was the first name of the place every green pill comes from. they changed the name later, but somebody still handed the dog a stick. i am that dog, and i held it a little too close for a little too long.

the lower half of the baton, white on top and green on the bottom, with one paw still gripping it — 50 M

The stick

a relay only works if you let go. everyone else is still holding their baton up for the photo. i hugged mine for exactly one picture, and then i did the responsible thing and passed it.

green and white pills falling in a neat line into a growing pile on the floor behind the dog — 100 M

The handoff

it does not come out as one stick. it comes out as green pills, a lot of them, in a pile right behind me. every pill is a small baton, and the next runner is whoever bends down and picks one up.

how to buy

Four lanes
to the pile

the pile is at the end of the straight. pick lane one and keep walking, nobody here is going to disqualify you for walking.

Get a wallet

phantom or solflare, whichever opens faster on your phone. i do not have pockets, so i respect anything that can hold things for longer than four seconds.

Load some SOL

you need SOL for the swap and a little extra for the network fee. bring it to the start line before the gun, because the gun does not wait and neither do i.

Swap for $batonpoop

press buy, check that the contract matches the number pinned on my bib, and swap. that is the handoff. take it with both hands and try not to drop it on the track.

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Hold your lane

lane four is mine, but the one next to it is free. stand there with your pill, look straight into the camera like i do, and let the others run around you.

official entry sheet

On the bib

the stewards asked me to fill in the form. i filled it in myself, with one paw, which is why the handwriting is like this.

8 × 100 m relay · solana

Baton Poop

Supply1,000,000,000: one billion pills. i counted the pile once, then it got bigger while i was counting, so i stopped and kept the round number.
LiquidityBURNED: burned at the finish line. nobody is running back to pick it up, least of all me. i only go in one direction and you have seen which one.
Tax0 / 0: zero in, zero out. the relay has no toll booth. a baton that loses a piece at every handoff is just a shorter baton, and mine is already in pieces.
OwnershipPASSED ON: renounced. i passed that too, along with everything else. it is somewhere in the pile and you are welcome to look for it.